When he walks past your table and you're secretly like
But then he suddenly looks your way and you're like
Wait ... is that a smile? Should I smile back?
Too late.
2. The water cooler walk
Is he heading for the water cooler now? Damn, I'm thirsty too.
3. Facebook stalking
Nothing?! Why is he so mysterious?
4. Lunch break
He's lunching at his table alone again! Should you ask him out for lunch?
... Yeah, just a thought.
5. At the cafeteria
Oh, shit. He's there getting lunch. Turn back or say hi?
6. When you're lunching in
Do I have food down my shirt? Oh crap, please don't let him turn around when I'm wolfing down this chicken.
7. At office parties
Some cake for you? Not you. You.
8. Lift encounters
You're in the same lift as him! Enclosed space! BUT. He's with a friend and they're talking about some trip he just came back from. Should you join in or hope for this unending lift ride to end?
9. Klutz alert!
When you think you're all
That's the moment you end up like this
And he TOTALLY SAW.
Crushes are much more effort than they're worth sometimes.
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Haha
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